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Bothy Blues
“Is ee ’avin a laf?”
“Ee sed quaint!”
“Quaint?!”
“Drop the ‘qu’. It ‘aint’!
“It ain’t rustic.”
“It ain’t quaint.”
“It ain’t even ‘abitable!”
“An as for ‘spectacular views’!”
“I want ’em throu’ a bloody window!”
“Not an ‘ole in’t wall.”
“An ee wants money for that?!”
“A’d want payin’ to stay eer!”
“Bloody crook ee is!”
“Maybe we could get him to put a door on it,” Mable offered meekly, hoping to dampen his ire.
“What?” he roared.
“’To Let’! Should’ve read ‘Toilet’!”
“Hell! Maybe it did?!”
“Let’s go… we need to find a bed for the night.”